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I have truly embraced the party season. Lots of Eating, lots of Drinking and much Being Merry. The inevitable office Christmas Party has been had. No horror stories to admit to. At least none involving me personally. To this Christmas Party I wore a Dress. Yes, you heard me, a Dress. But wait, that's not all. I wore Shoes. You know, ones For Girls. With the Heel Bits. Is a transformation in progress? Because, picture if you will, the Dress and the Shoes with Heels, and then close your eyes tightly and to this picture add some Make Up. For the Face. To make the Face look all Nice and Smooth. Flawless some might say. Aye. Watch out world.